Archive for May 4th, 2009
Nothing to do with weight loss, either. Nothing happening on that front, unless you count my passing up pizza and cake today at lunch in honor of teacher appreciation day. Of course, I appreciated myself with a handful of mini Twix when I got home to make up for the fact that I held strong against the pizza and cake.
No, my observation is about Giada on the Food Network. (I know her last name but don’t know how to spell it). I’m just curious about the amount of cleavage the girl is showing while cooking. Although I really like some of her recipes, the twin valleys are honestly annoying. When did the quality of a cooking show depend on how low your blouse goes?
Obviously she’s never cooked bacon with me. I believe in high heat and fast cooking with no splatter guard. One bacon session with me and the resulting painful splatters would cure her of hanging over her marinara with the twins bounding about. I’m pretty sure it would, anyway.
Maybe my spaghetti will taste better if I wear the Wonderbra. It’s worth a shot…