I’m not rational. I view the world through the lens of a girl who went to prom in a size 14, not a 4 or 2 like the rest of my friends. Today, while lounging by the pool, I started thinking about things I obssess on which I doubt most skinny girls ever contemplate.
In no particular order:
1. Snapping a diving board in half with one bounce
2. My pants splitting down the back when I bend to pick up a pencil in front of the 7th grade class. Those kids are mean.
3. Spanx going bankrupt. Don’t even joke about that one.
4. Extinction of sprinkle trees in the rainforest with the growth of global warming.
5. Scales at the BMV. Nothing worse than the notion of putting your actual weight on your driver’s license.
More to come. These are just the big ones.