6-22-04, Monday
10:05 am
B.R. Park
20′10
17:39 min/mi
1.13 miles
192 calories
Pre-jog thoughts: I hate jogging. I hate jogging. I hate jogging. Ass is too big. Still hate jogging.
Jog thoughts: Again with the “I can always walk” mentality. I just didn’t feel too great or energetic. I am, however, noticing the slight effects of jogging on my body. I passed by a window yesterday wearing a new pair of capris (thrift store, yeah!) and stopped for a second glance. My gut wasn’t preceeding me. I think I might actually be able to see my toes in the shower. Will check on that one.
Post Jog: Just about fell over when Tiger Woods called me on the iPod to tell me that was my fastest time ever. Then I went home and watched him lose at Bethpage Black. Hope I didn’t jinx him.
What I Noticed: More weirdos at the park. Shouldn’t these people be working? Seriously. Do you really need to drive to the park to smoke your cigarettes so I inhale your nastyass fumes as I jog by? And do you think non-smokers don’t know you’re smoking in the woods themselves if they can’t see you? Helloooo….smoke stinks. And so do your morals.
First time for…: crossing the same starting line I start from. Not a real starting line, just a big square of grafitti from the local wanna-be gang bangers association. Like a welcome mat the the park. I usually only make it to the little tree at the curve but for some reason, I made it further.